hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
The intoxication of mythology
BM [Lv. 17]:
n. THINKER, ART-ER, SELF-LOATHER, METRE
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Who the hell uses fortnight
civilised people
(Source: vulcaned)
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop)
has anyone ever read the parental guide for labyrinth because
- *about to get murdered*
- murderer:any last words
- me:imagine how is touch the sky
- murderer:
- me:
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
it’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful
but everything is really dying
(Source: nodoubtem)
Tito Mouraz - Open Office Space (2010-12)
(Source: accentdog)
